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I Have a Tumblr Now 0

Posted on August 18, 2011 by pomranz

So that’s happening.

FYI, it’s titled “Titled.”  The post above was my first post.

UPDATE: truTV’s Dumb as a Blog has already proclaimed: “Is this the worst tumblr blog of all time? Or the best? I genuinely cannot tell. It is dumb, though. In a smart way. Unless it isn’t. My head hurts.”

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

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Posted on August 03, 2010 by pomranz

If you don’t, you’re missing genius like the tweet above!

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One from the Vaults 0

Posted on July 20, 2010 by pomranz

Originally written on October 12th, 2005…

The Worst Place to Hide Your Soup

Wally stared at the crotch of his Wrangler jeans, now deeply soaked through as if he had massively pissed himself. Onlookers stared at him with wide-eyes and captured smirks. Somewhere on the periphery, surely, someone was pointing: here was a man caught in the depths of what could only be one of his most embarrassing moments. Others, the pointers thought, would want to see his discomfiture — this most unsavory of pickles — and, seeking to displace their own insecurities, these fine gawkers were more than happy to direct the rest who stood in need of a sordid chuckle.

Wally looked about, unable to gain enough composure to put words to the situation. His mind raced; his cheeks rapidly flushed. He again turned his gaze crotchward, and thought to himself, Well that was the worst place to hide my soup.

Via my extinct blog “Laughing Is Like Cancer….”

I ♥ My New Stalker 2

Posted on June 21, 2010 by pomranz

So this happened on Twitter today.

If you’re not following me on Twitter, you should do it now so you can stalk me too.

Aren’t I the greatest!

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    Michael Pomranz is a writer, comedian, musician, DJ and beer aficionado living in Brooklyn, NY. This is his official website/blog.

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